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Sea Serpent Shorts
Sea Serpent Shorts
Sea Serpent Shorts

Sea Serpent Shorts

Regular price £60.00 GBP Sale price £55.00 GBP
It took us a while to find figure out how to get these shorts from the deepest lagoons of Jackalope Land, but with the help of some deep dwelling mermaids we got them brought up to the surface for you!
Made from kelp stained mermaid scales, these sparkly babies are handmade by the deep dragon mermaids of our lagoons, and are what they wear when they want to go on land... We must admit they have been spending less and less time with their tails in the water, because these shorts look so damn good on them..
Also, for an extra touch of dazzle you can replace the front string with a ribbon of your choice! Our mer-dragons have been using seaweed, as it works as a little snack too while on land... However with your human tastebuds we can recommend strawberry laces or liquorice strings for a little mid-day munch if you are into snacking on your clothes... we don't judge here.
These shorts have some stretch in them, so if you would like the lacing to be looser, we recommend going a size down.
Also, guess what? You can also wear these babies back to front to get some magic bum lacing if you want!