.... therefore you are probably a unicorn, and most certainly need this hat.
This piece of unicorn magic is covered in iridescent moon python skin (from one of the many moons of Jackalope Land), crystals, pearls and sequin moonbeam fabric on the front. The back of the hat has been hand beaded with holographic silver mermaid scales from the lagoons of Jackalope Land. The ears are lined with soft pink silk, and beaded with even more crystals.
The back has a velcro strap so the size is fully adjustable to fit your head perfectly. One size fits all.